Check out this awesome gameplay footage for Transformers: Dark of the Moon. This multiplayer footage shows our pal Bumblebee in action

A chubby man rushes toward on dank public toilet in the middle of the night. Something is coming and it’s not good. He pushes a passerby aside and kicks open the sticky door. He looks around and sees that one toilet is free. He brushes the sweat from his meaty brow, gets into the cubicle and slams the door behind him. He leans against the wall for a moment and holds his belly. “Yes, yes. Almost there. You’ll be out soon”, he moans. He quickly pulls down his trousers and plants his ass onto the seat-less toilet. He slips and slides on it for a moment but manages to hold himself in place. He lets out a mightily sickly squeal as he takes off his belt and bites onto it hard. His belly sounds as if it’s going to explode as he almost bites his way through the belt. Suddenly a large splash is heard. He quickly dips his hands between his tights, into the toilet bowl and picks out what just came from his efforts. He holds it up and cleans it off. It’s some kind of box. He looks closer and on the front it reads “Megadrive – Rise of the Robots”. He drops it and is completely confused about what just happened. Just then another belly rubble reverberates through his bones. “No. NO. Please. Please god!”, he screams. Another splash is heard. He leans down yet again, picks it up and cleans it off. “Megadrive – Back to the Future III”. He lets out a sob and tries to climb to his feet but slips on the soppy ground and falls face first into the cubicle door. He sits up, turns and slowly looks to his side. He sees the two Megadrive boxes next to each other. He leans back and sits against the cubicle door and begins to cry knowing what horrors he has brought into this world.