My belly was full on turkey, stuffing, sprouts, and mead from the halls of Jorrvaskr in Skyrim. I slammed on the TV to be greeted by Waterworld starring Kevin Costner. I love Waterworld. Say what you will about it, but I think it’s first class entertainment. It stars Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper for christ sake. I mean, I pretty much consider it Mad Max 4: Aqua Warrior. Prime source material for an open world game, may I add. So I’m sitting there enjoying my post-Christmas fallout and the phone rings. I have one of those red phones like Batman had in the old 60s TV show. It glows red. It makes me feel extremely important. I answer it and it’s Joseph and Shane. They rarely talk to me seeing as they live in the high rise TGL building while I’m segregated to the basement. The TGL skyscraper is a thing of beauty, I must say. Remember the scene in Back to the Future 2 where Marty and the Doc stumble into the alternative 1985? You know, the one with the huge building owned by Biff Tannen. It’s like that but instead of Biffs face on the front it’s Joe and Shane’s. So here they are calling me. Something must be up, I thought. Why are the big wigs calling me? They explained they wanted my thoughts on 2011 in the gaming world. “I’ll see what I can do”, I remarked, “I’m a pretty busy guy” I said as I flipped through my empty, dusty Extreme Ghostbusters calendar (circa 1999).